Saturday, May 5, 2012
After much anticipation...
We are ready to drop. DPR has teamed up with NGK to produce the worlds finest, hottest, and fucking coolest spark plug.
This plug is so rad, it'll blow the brains right out of your head. Your bike will go so fast you'll more than likely shit your pants. The chicks will be so hot after you, you'll no doubt end up in divorce court. There will be a caution label on this plug, stating that if you are not prepared to be this fucking rad, then go to the ganky little auto parts store and buy the cheap-ass, commie built champions.
Let me present the DPR8ea-9.
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Are they non-resistor? My mag uses non-resistor. I shit my pants just looking at them!
You would think they could get the beakless rooster onto there in this day and age.
Dave, the non-resistor plugs are still in development, should be ready soon. Thus far, they have only caused farting and IBS, and not the whole pants pooping.
Ben, NGK actually had a batch printed with the beakless rooster, but noticed that during the product's testing phase that customers were so blown away, they were never able to even make it to the check out counter. In fact there were a few tragedy's during this time, the graphic was removed and the evidence was burned i a barrel behind the factory.
Will I still need two of them? My old brand required one for each cylinder.
You guys are late to the game. I have 3 of these bad mofos in my bike! CONSTANT SHITPANTZ.
Don't even get me started on the DPR8EIX-9.
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